Wednesday, January 7, 2009

This just in..

Senator Leader Harry Reid (D- Nevada) announces he won't seat New York Giants suspended Wide receiver Plaxico Burress as the Junior Senator from Illinois either.
"Burris, Burress, I don't give a damn how you spell the name, I'm not seating him in my Senate!"
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was unavailable for comment, but one of his spokesman was quoted as saying: "if at first you don't succeed, try, try again."

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