April Fools Day, and We have so much work to do

Hi, I'm Sheriff Fred, and next to me is Deputy Ethel

Due to Budget Constraints in Allentown, we are all that is left of the Police Department. We will do our best, but there wasn't anything left in the budget to pay for gas in our patrol car, so we will be on foot. Our response time is pretty good, considering we have to run, but we will manage. We blew our budget this year paying for this, our official portrait. Hope you like it!

P.S. We are good friends with McGruff, he said he'd stop by and help out on weekends, if that makes you feel any better!