Friday, February 19, 2010

I knew those damn Groundhogs were out to get us.

 (I've had this in drafts for a while, and I needed a laugh.)

Punsxutawny Phil was just the beginning. You think the snow is bad? Who knew the varmints were training in the woods for a military strike?

   Fortunately I have two vigilant Cocker Spaniels guarding my home. I bet the Pennsylvania Lottery is rigged, That Damn Groundhog Gus is probably their leader and sending out secret messages to them in those mindless commercials.

   If I were a paranoid you should be worried, but I'm not.

  I just thought the picture funny and thought I should share it. It sure would make hunting season interesting if the animals shot back, wouldn't it?

  

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This, quite possibly, could be the greatest photo ever posted on any blog, any time, any place, any where.

For real.

I have wondered, being a former athlete, for years.

What if the animals had the tactical and strategial abilities to deploy more technologically advanced weaponry other than nature initially provided.

Certainly would be a game-changer.

Kind of like putting a limit on how many scholoarships Alabama and Bear Bryant or Ohio State and Woody Hayes can give out!

:)

RO

the converse of this, of course, is that animals, in fact, hunt other animals the way we hunt them

it is a fact that some animals are more equipped to defeat other animals and will always win in a confrontation of "natural enemies" in the animal kingdom